Me: Did you buy a copy of Twinkle Star?
Friend: Yes.
Me: Why don't you buy another?
I've put off mentioning this for a while. After checking the
Oricon daily ranking, then weekly ranking and still not seeing any trace of it, I resigned myself to believing that the single had just narrowly missed entering the top 30. Truthfully, record sales don't really grab me all that much, and I'd think we'd all rather discuss the merits and pitfalls of pop songs than plot their rise and fall in statistics.
I got a shock yesterday though. I found out the actual figure.
Highest chart placement: 104Which, as also pointed out yesterday, equals about 2000 singles sold. Incredulous doesn't really cover it. Let's remind ourselves again:
Halcali are a manufactured pop band on a major label putting out pop songs into the pop charts for a pop song buying public. We all are aware that part of the reason
Halcali exists is to sell records and make money. Isn't this the reason they were signed to
Sony, because someone somewhere sensed that they could push this band further up the ladder than
For Life could? Yet they shifted the same amount of records you would imagine a niche Idol group would. I don't have any real allusions of grandeur where this band is concerned, but you expect respectable record sales.
Tip Taps Tip was a decent, mid-placement showing. Coming in at 102 then vanishing is a disaster.
Assuming
Sony didn't intentionally sign this band just to sabotage them, I expect that they, like us, thought that these kids would shift more than a figure so low that
DJ Fumiya could send a personal thank you e-mail from whatever hospital bed he's in to everyone that bought it.
So, what on earth happened?
1. The 'missing year' killed them.Halcali don't have an audience. The majority of their original fanbase (15-18 year old girls) who were taken in by these cute songs about eating shoe creams and going to the beach presumably lost interest after the steady flow of singles dried up. When they finally returned
a year later with
Tip Taps Tip,
Halcali had mutated into a different beast altogether and effectively had to start again as a new band and capture new fans in terms of promotion. While every interview and press release shouted "It's their first release in over 12 months!" it's hard to imagine anyone but whatever hardcore fanbase existed caring too much or even being able to make the connection between the new and old incarnations. It's also hard to imagine the average pop fan knowing that this band had even returned from the wilderness, so uneven was the promotion behind them.
Worse, after
Tip Taps Tip introduced the new
Halcali direction and sound to a teenage market most of whom had either never heard of the band before or had lost interest, the next single (recorded last summer,
which is exactly when it should have been released) suddenly jerked the band back in the opposite direction towards the more pop driven, pre-major
Halcali. They were all over the place, perhaps leading to even those newcomers who liked
TTT to lose interest in the band again from this lack of continuity. So who cares now?
Halcali are stuck in limbo, singing about more adult oriented themes (which we can roughly label
growing pains I suppose- not only did a lot of
Ongaku reference it, but it was brought up again for but
TTT and
TS) while still having an edge too goofy and unhip for the
Koda Kumi crowd, but being too grown up for the original
Halcali kids who got behind their summer songs about nothing.
Which reminds me of a comment
Jordi left- "It's funny how these girls probably will relate more to teenage girls but they're too busy aspiring to be Koda Kumi or Ayumi". Is there a kind of reality in these songs that aren't about sex or crying but about "the themes of teenage life" (paraphrasing
Twinkle Star) that's, how can I put it...boring to Halcali's audience? Would a teenage girl really be interested in thinking about being a teenager?
2. Sony's promotion of the band was hopelessly inadequate.Here's what I really don't understand. Why sign a band, then promote them so unevenly? Why give them the magazine interviews, the gigs sharing the bill with high profile acts, the radio slots and
Music Station (which we'll come to again in a minute), then make it so that there is zero (and I mean no) promotion for the single in any of the major record stores, in any of the major magazines and in fact no hint that there is a new single coming out at all? As with
TTT, I walked into a major branch of
Tower records on the day
Twinkle Star was released and had to look for a good 5 minutes to find it. There were no signs on the upcoming releases board, no clues that it existed. No ads in the press, nothing on TV, nothing to suggest that promotional posters were even made.
So why fall down on the seemingly obvious? Did
Sony just want
Halcali for
Eureka 7?! I suppose my main question to
Sony would be, why sign them at all? While I was originally skeptical about the move, at the very least I thought it would mean healthier record sales. Can anyone think of one good thing that's come from the change? One strange un-
Halcali Halcali single sold off the back of an anime, and one massively delayed, massive flop that should have been released on
For Life exactly when
O.T.F had obviously originally planned on releasing it.
If anything,
Halcali seem to have gone backwards. Let's not forget that it was
For Life that got
Strawberry Chips (easily a less marketable song that
TS) in at number 22 on
Oricon and gave it the Gold Disc for that year. Now we have shocking record sales and no audience.
Music Station though, didn't that count for something? While it's true that it falls behind both
Hey!Hey!Hey! and
Utaban in the ratings, it still attracts a sizable audience.
Over 10% of households in Japan tune in, which equals roughly 12.8 million people and an awful lot of exposure.
So lets add it up.
Magazine interviews (albeit mostly with the
Sony owned
What's In) + radio (interviews, regular slot on
Tokyo FM) + gigs (with the likes of
Shakka Labbits) +
Music Station (again, 12 million-odd viewers) = 2000 singles sold.
Wait, there's something I left out of the equation. I forgot to add
- a total absence of a regular promotional campaign for the single in the media.
The trouble with the positives above is that only two of them were concerned with the actual single itself,
Music Station and the magazine interviews, and even then
Music Station gave no indication of when the single would actually be released. Posters, ads in magazines, the internet and TV would have done that. Basically, a band on a major label should be promoted well enough to ensure that
a potential buyer does not have to take it upon themselves to search for that information.
Aside from a small advert on the community website
mixi, I saw nothing.
Who knows where they go from here?
Whoever's to blame, the fact is that a supurb, well crafted pop song with all the potential to give
Halcali a moderate hit and push them at least slightly back into the public conscious has just gone sadly and quietly to waste.
